Chris Rock No se-x In The Champagne Room

Şarkıcı: Chris Rock
Albüm: Unknown - Bilinmiyor
(Yabancı Şarkı Sözleri), Lyrics:

Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. E. D. class of 1999,
No matter what a stripper tells you,
There Is No se-x In The Champagne Room!

Dont go to parties with metal detectors.
Sure, It may feel safe inside,
But what about all those (BEEP) waitin outside with guns,
They Know You Aint Got One!

If a girl tells you shes 20, and looks 16, shes 12.
If she tells you shes 26, and looks 26, Shes Dam Near 40!

Take off that silly @$$ hat.

The ODB couldnt have possibly committed all those crimes.
Coolio did some of that (Sh!t) STUFF

Young black men:
If your at a movie theater, and someone steps on your foot,
Let it slide!
Theres no use going to jail for 20 years b-cuz
Someone Smudged Your Puma!

Cornbread-Aint nothin wrong with that!

No matter what you think of what I'm sayin,
I want you to remember this one thing:
No matter what a stripper tells you,
There Is No se-x In The Champagne Room!
(That guy starts singin)
No se-x In The Champagne Room,
No se-x In The Champagne Room!
No se-x In The Champagne Room,
No se-x In The Champagne Room!

If a homeless person has a funny sign,
He hasnt been homeless that long.
A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck your (BEEP)!
(That'd Be Nice, Yeaaaah!)
If a guy has a pierced tongue,
He'll probably suck your (BEEP)
(Dont want that Noooooo!)

Heres a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius-Your Gonna Die!
Capricorn-Your Gonna Die!
Gemini-Your Gonna Die TWICE! (Me!)
Leo-Your Gonna Die!
Scorpio-Your Gonna Die!

No one goes to Hooters for wings.

If you've been dating a guy for 4 months,
And you havent met any of his friends yet,
You Are Not His Girlfriend!

Some of the stuff I have said may offend you
Some of the stuff I have said may not apply to you.
But no matter who you are, (Bill Clinton)
You must remember this one thing:
No matter what a stripper tells you,
There Is No se-x In The Champagne Room! NONE!

No se-x In The Champagne Room,
No se-x In The Champagne Room!
Cant get none, Nooooo!
Cant have none, Nooooo!
No se-x In The Champagne Room,
No se-x In The Champagne Room

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Chris Rock Snow Flake White Bitches

Şarkıcı: Chris Rock
Albüm: Bigger and Blacker
(Yabancı Şarkı Sözleri), Lyrics:

featuring BizMarkie

[BizMarkie]
Yes indeed people
This is me and my man
And this is OUR rendition of this Rolling Stones classic
And it go like this..

[Biz *singing*]
I just wanna get a table dance
Every sister in the place won't give me a chance
Strobelight blow by they've been front bout all night
Give me any woman just as long as she's white

WHITE BITCHES!! How come you look so good?
WHITE BITCHES!! Do shit no sister would!
I sho' like some milk
Milk is NATURAL baby
As we continue on, I'ma tell you how much I LIKE my white woman baby
So check it out, WOWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Halle and Tyra just put me to sleep
Give me Sharon Stone, Pamela Lee and Meryl Streep
Go tell Oprah that I know what I like
Give me any woman, just as long as she's white

WHITE BITCHES!! How come you look so good?
WHITE BITCHES!! Do shit no sister would!
Yeah, y'all know what I'm talkin about baby
They so good! Yes indeedy sweetie!
I'm not greedy, I gives to the needy
White woman OWWWWWWW I love ya!

WHITE BITCHES!! How come you look so good?
WHITE BITCHES!! Do shit no sister would!
WHITE BITCHES!! How come you look so good?
Yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhh, WHOO!!!!
Do shit no sister would! White bitches sing!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHOO!!
How come you look so good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHOO!!
Yeahhh baby!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHOO!!
WHITE BITCHES!! I'm not talkin bout no REGGIE White
Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHOO!!
I'm not talkin bout no BARRY White
WHITE BITCHES!! I'm not talkin bout SNAPPY White
I'm talkin bout Vanna White, Bette White, and SNOW White
Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHOO!!

YEAH BAYBEEEEE!
{White bitches, oahahaohhhh, oahahhhhyeahhh}

Hey, how'd you get in here?
You better let the doorknob hitcha befo' me and Chris getcha

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Chris Rock Suck Your Big Toe

Şarkıcı: Chris Rock
Albüm: Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live (VHS
(Yabancı Şarkı Sözleri), Lyrics:

featuring Tim Meadows

"Hangin' With MTV" Host (Julia Sweeny):
We have an exclusive MTV world premiere. Yeah a hot new group from
Atlanta that we're hearing big things from: G Spot!

(Cut to a quintet of black men in orange ghetto attire. The only two
familiar faces are those of Rock and Meadows.)

Tim (singing):
Hey girl take off your dress right now
I'm lookin' at your body, and I wanna say ...

Chris:
Oww.

Tim (singing):
You go through the shinin', got extensions in your hair
You say the kid's in the other room, but you know that I don't care

Chris (singing):
Babay, ... buzz me at the do'
Pull up your skirt, child, now pull it up some mo'
Your panties are green, and your bra is pink
Now suck on my tic-tac, so your breath won't stiiiink

Chorus (2x): G-Spot (singing)
All I wanna do, is suck your big toe
Suck it reeeeal slow, I wanna suck your big fat toe

Chris (singing):
Honay, your toe tastes so sweet
You got a big corn on it - ooh! I love the extra meat!

Tim (singing):
Your mind says no, but your body says yes
I'm lookin' at the backside, baby, and thinkin'
"Damn, this bitch is blessed!"

Chorus

Chris (singing):
This little piggy wants tastin',
And this little piggy wants se-x,
This little piggy wants raisin',
But your big toe is the best!

Chris (talking):
Yeah, girl - that's the reason I love ya, baby!
I love every lil' thing about ya,
baby! I love that nose ring you got in your nose, baby,
and I love your big fat toe.
I love the way you tell the cops you ain't seen me in two years, baby!
Yeah, girl, just come here, baby, let me suck on your toe! Don't run!
I would never hit a woman - unless she owes me money! Come on!!

Chorus

Chris: Yeah baby, gimme some toe

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Chris Rock Me And Odb

Şarkıcı: Chris Rock
Albüm: Unknown - Bilinmiyor
(Yabancı Şarkı Sözleri), Lyrics:

Yo, yo, this is Chris Rock
You heard my man
He ain't on no commercial shit
The O.D.B.
It ain't the Young D.B.
It's the Ol' D.B.
That old shit
This ain't the Embry-O D.B.
This is the Ol' mothaf-ckin D.B.
I'm Chris Rock, I'm chillin with the O.D.B.
So I'm the wrong place, at the wrong mothaf-ckin time
with the wrong mothaf-ckin man
The O.D.B., baby

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]
All y'all niggas talkin bout commercial song
This ain't no commercial song
Straight up, nigga, what?
Y'all niggas can't f-ck with me
All y'all niggas lovin me

[The Neptunes]
Mister courageous O.D.B.
You need to recognize he's a P-I-M-P
You need to recognize

[Ol' Dirty Bastard (Neptunes)]
Yo, what's my name? (You need to recognize)
Shut the f-ck up! (You need to recognize)
I bring the mothaf-ckin ruckus
(You need to recognize) C'mon punk ass niggas
Uh, nah, nah, I'm just f-ckin wit'chall
(Uh-huh)

[Ol' Dirty Bastard (Zu Keeper)]
Who get drunk at night till the early morn'?
Tap dances at the party like it's goin on
Bitches and niggas all around scopin eachother down
I'm takin pictures at y'all at the f-ckin lounge
Mad niggas was, gettin drunk at the bar
I'm throwin Moet bottles, HA HA HA HA HA HA
It's rowdy outside, I ain't signin shit
Don't flow bitch, I take your microphone
You party bitches fallin in line
with your fat ass stinkin behind
You don't know who the f-ck is here
I back smack your ass, make pressure appear
Cuz cold Lucky knockin at your door
I dedicate that to your source
Cuz this (Nigga please) is dirty and it's stinkin
Funkier than (Peppi Le Pew, so I

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Chris Rock Monica Interview

Şarkıcı: Chris Rock
Albüm: Bigger and Blacker
(Yabancı Şarkı Sözleri), Lyrics:

featuring Lil' Kim *

* All snippets of Monica's +responses+ are Lil' Kim record samples

[Chris Rock]
Thanks for the interview Monica
Now Monica everyone seems to think they know ALL there is to know
about Monica Lewinsky but Monica could you tell us one thing
that people would be surprised to know about you?

"I used to be scared of the dick; now I throw lips to the shit
Handle it like a real bitch.."

[Chris Rock]
Very interesting! Now Monica, there seems to be a lot of demands
on your time. Could you tell us what a quiet evening with
Monica Lewinsky would be like?

"Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons.."

[Chris Rock]
Hmm, sounds like fun!
Now Monica, who were your role models?

"Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches.."

[Chris Rock]
Now in the transcript, you refer to the President as Butthead
Did the President have any nicknames for you?

"Poon-poon nanny-nanny, punanni danni.."

[Chris Rock]
Ahh, cute!
Now Monica, you and the President had a lot of phone se-x.
What was the one thing that you would say to the President
that would make him acheive orgasm?

"Before you nut, I'ma dribble down your buttcheek
Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little.."

[Chris Rock]
Now Vernon Jordan helped you get a job
What's the first thing you said when you met Vernon Jordan?

"It's on nigga what? Pussy greased up
Stack the G's up, keeps the knees up.."

[Chris Rock]
So are you saying you had an affair with Vernon Jordan too?

"I made my intro, gettin f-cked in the Pinto.."

[Chris Rock]
Monica you appear to be having se-x with everybody
How do the interns treat you?

"They be suckin blackberry molasses out my asses.."

[Chris Rock]
Now now that we're on it, how come you never had se-x with Al Gore?

"I got no patience for little dick tastin.."

[Chris Rock]
What about Ken Starr?

"He be lookin fruity, but you still can eat the booty.."

[Chris Rock]
Now Monica, do you have any regrets about your relationship
with the President?

"Somethin I wanted, but I never was pushy
The motherf-cker never ate my pussy.."

[Chris Rock]
Hey, here's the President right now, Bill Clinton!
Now Mr. President, before we go,
is there anything you'd like to say to Monica Lewinsky?

* Eazy-E sample *
"Bitch shut the f-ck up!
Get the f-ck out of here

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Chris Rock Champagne DirtyVideo Version

Şarkıcı: Chris Rock
Albüm: Champagne 12
(Yabancı Şarkı Sözleri), Lyrics:

featuring Kool Rock Ski

( ) = Bluff Daddy aka Chris Rock
{ } = female background vocals

(Ladies and gentlemen I am the Bluff Daddy. And this is a Black Boy exclusive.
Black Boy make ya jump for joy Black Boy make ya jump for joy ...)

{I love champagne} Feels good to my brain baby ... (Yeah come on yeah)
{I love champagne} Drink it in the rain yeah ... (In the rain!)
{I love champagne} Say it once again, yeah ... (Once again!)
{I love champagne} Hoooo ... (Sing!)

Singer:
Nigga, I'm broke, and feelin' kinda thirsty (Drink somethin')
Just smoked a blunt, and I feel the worst-y (Take some medicine)
My baby's father brought me a case of St. Ide's (Too bad)
I said, "I don't drink that shit, nigga, you better recognize!" (I recognize)
Now I'm a broke hoe with expensive tastes (We can tell that)
I got six ankle chains around my waist (Delta phony gold!)
Gotta get my sip on {sip on} cause that's my missi-on {Missi-on}
Gotta get my champagne on, or I'm gonna get my bitch on {Yeah}

(Shake the glass, shake the glass.
Shake the glass, shake the glass.)
{I love champagne} Feels good to my brain, baby ...
(Shake the glass, shake the glass.
Shake the glass, shake the glass.)
{I love champagne} Drink it in the rain, yeah ...
(Shake the glass, shake the glass.
Shake the glass, shake the glass.)
{I love champagne} Say it once again, yeah ...
{I love champagne} Hoooo ... (Black Boy!)

Singer:
Donna Karan, Versace (I know),
Doce cellular phone (Yeah, I love you too, baby)
I'd trade my welfare and food stamps for a bottle of Dom (Yeahh!)
See I like Moet, Chen-Don, whatever that means
(It means ... I don't know)
I can drink it without snails but prefer it with greens
(What about chitlin's?)
Now coke costs too much (No it don't),
and crack gives me gas (Oo, that's nasty)
But if you give me champagne, I'll give you this black aaaass ...
(Already had it!)

[Spoken] You wanna give me what I NEED, baby! (No I don't!)
I want the lucci, the Lex, AND the bigets! (You can't have it!)
And don't forget to Bring the Pain! (I got it!) The CHAMpagne!

{I love champagne} Feels good to my brain, baby
... (I know you do, you alcoholic!)
{I love champagne} Drink it in the rain, yeah
... (You need to go to rehab!)
{I love champagne} Say it once again, yeah
... (Drink it dry y'all, drink it dry!)
{I love champagne} Once again
... (Ladies and gentlemen, Kool Rock Ski!)

[Kool Rock Ski]
I drink champagne in the day! (Really)
I drink champagne at the bay! (What's a bay?)
I drink champagne in my car! (You do?)
Hehehehehaw, hehehehehehehaw! (Very funny)
I drink champagne on the plane!
I drink champagne when I'm in Spain! (You ain't ever been to Spain)
I drink champagne in my Lex!
I drink champagne when I have se-x! (When I have ssse-x!)
I drink champagne at the zoo!
I drink champagne with my crew! (With my crew!)
I drink champagne in the hood!
I drink champagne with Tiger Woods! (With Tiger Woods!) Huh!
(Tiger Woods y'all, Tiger Woods y'all, it's all good y'all,
Tiger Woods y'all, it's all good y'all, Tiger Woods y'all, it's all good y'all,
I drink champagne when I hustle, I drink champagne with Nipsey Russell,
Tiger Woods y'all, it's all good y'all, Nipsey Russell - huh?)

*the record needle is dragged off the record and the song stops*
(Can I get a drink

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